New England vs. San Francisco. This is easily the least nauseating scenario. Plenty of nostalgia as the Patriots will be returning to the Super Bowl and one of the most storied franchises returning to the Super Bowl as well in the Niners. There will be plenty of "Re-birth of Alex Smith" stories. I'm hoping there will be some kind of story about how Tom Brady won 3 Super Bowls when he was with Bridgette but hasn't won any since he's been with Gisele. That could make for a fun Media Day for once.
New England vs. New York. Easily the most nauseating scenario. Not only will the East Coast Media Bias Machine be in full force, but we'll have to watch highlights from Super Bowl 42 for 14 straight days. Plus, I don't think I like the idea of the Giants fans getting another crack at the Super Bowl since they constantly are calling for Coughlin's head even though he did win you a Super Bowl just a few short years ago. As we Seahawks fans should know, don't ever get tired of winning. You will inevitably get rid of your best coach ever.